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Kitchen
May 5, 2005 18:51:31 GMT -5
Post by caduceus on May 5, 2005 18:51:31 GMT -5
Entering the kitchen, Jean-Paul sneered at the strewen remains of Sabretooth's meal. Ignoring it, he stepped to the fridge and opened it, muttering about the lack of anything remotely resembling decent food. Grabbing some cheese, the only thing in there that didn't look older than he was, he slammed the door and sat down in one of the chairs, taking a moment to reflect on the fun he'd just had. The look on Sabretooth's face when Barry White had started playing had been priceless.
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Kitchen
May 5, 2005 20:26:33 GMT -5
Post by sabretooth on May 5, 2005 20:26:33 GMT -5
Sabretooth stormed into the kitchen, spotting Northstar as he entered. Of course, he knew he was there already because he could smell him.
"Thanks for the condoms kid! Grrrrrr." he started to walk towards Northstar, and using lightning quick reflexes he grabbed for Northstar's thoat.
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Kitchen
May 5, 2005 20:32:31 GMT -5
Post by caduceus on May 5, 2005 20:32:31 GMT -5
Nawing on the cheese, which hadn't proved to be as young as he'd hoped, Jean-Paul didn't pay much attention to Sabretooth's arrival until the man muttered something about the condoms and reached for Jean-Paul's throat. Northstar laughed and dodged easily. Sabretooth didn't have a chance of catching him. "I don't know what your angry at me for" he said. "I gave you condoms, its not like I was doing anything bad." Biting into the last of the cheese, Jean-Paul said "It's probably for your own good anyway. I've heard some stories about Mystique."
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Kitchen
May 5, 2005 20:40:32 GMT -5
Post by sabretooth on May 5, 2005 20:40:32 GMT -5
((Sabretooth has enhanced spped and reflexes too BTW!))
"It's probably for your own good anyway. I've heard some stories about Mystique."
"Like what runt?" He yelled, moving to the door and slamming it shut.
The only way for Northstar to leave was through Sabretooth now. He smiled evily as he imagined all the ways he would murder Northstar. Disembowled and hanging by his entrails seemed fitting to Victor.
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Kitchen
May 5, 2005 20:49:27 GMT -5
Post by caduceus on May 5, 2005 20:49:27 GMT -5
((I know. But still not nearly enough))
"Like what runt?"
"Runt? How creative." Jean-Paul said acidly. "From the way you two were chatting, I suspect you know a few of them first hand already," he insinuated. If Sabretooth would just charge, he'd have no problem getting past but the man was blocking the whole doorway now. "What do you want Creed? If its sexual satisfaction you'll have more luck with Mystique."
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Kitchen
May 5, 2005 20:53:20 GMT -5
Post by sabretooth on May 5, 2005 20:53:20 GMT -5
"Runt? How creative." Jean-Paul said acidly. "From the way you two were chatting, I suspect you know a few of them first hand already," he insinuated. If Sabretooth would just charge, he'd have no problem getting past but the man was blocking the whole doorway now. "What do you want Creed? If its sexual satisfaction you'll have more luck with Mystique."
Sabretooth let out a loud chuckle. Then an utterly evil thought occured to him.
"Well, how would you like to do something to get back at Mystique for playing us like fools?" granted she played him more, but Northstart seemed like the kind of guy who liked to start drama.
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Kitchen
May 5, 2005 20:57:58 GMT -5
Post by caduceus on May 5, 2005 20:57:58 GMT -5
"Revenge is good." Jean-Paul said curiously. "Keep talking though, I'm not agreeing to something as vague as "Lets team up against Mystique"." He doubted that Creed could come up with anything that would work but you never knew. He might even have a good idea and Jean-Paul had been a bit bored recently. Mystique was about the only one who he could play mind games with and he intended to get his dose of fun where he could.
"Oh, and if she catches us, you take the fall."
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Kitchen
May 5, 2005 21:01:26 GMT -5
Post by sabretooth on May 5, 2005 21:01:26 GMT -5
"Oh, and if she catches us, you take the fall."
"I'm not afraid of Mystique!" Sabretooth laughed, "She seemed so worried about Moss finding out about our little escapade outside. What if, say, a lil bird told him about it? Or he overheard us talking?" he grinned at the thought of Mystique's new toy no longer "playing" with her.
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Kitchen
May 5, 2005 21:10:27 GMT -5
Post by caduceus on May 5, 2005 21:10:27 GMT -5
"I'm not afraid of Mystique!" "Thats your first mistake," Jean-Paul muttered to himself but the man continued.
"She seemed so worried about Moss finding out about our little escapade outside. What if, say, a lil bird told him about it? Or he overheard us talking?" Jean-Paul frowned. "Its not a completely idiotic idea," he said, sucking on his cheek in thought. "The problem is, its obviously one or both of us that did it. She's going to be pissed if we interfere in that. I've got an idea though and your not going to like it. The photos. Some of those might have her in them and if Moss spots Mystique and nearly naked you, the little brat will flip out." Jean-Paul hadn't liked Moss since their first confrontation when they first met and things had not improved in the last two months. "I'll get the photos onto a computer and you find the brat. But remember, if she catches us, you take the fall."
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Kitchen
May 5, 2005 21:17:43 GMT -5
Post by sabretooth on May 5, 2005 21:17:43 GMT -5
"I'll get the photos onto a computer and you find the brat. But remember, if she catches us, you take the fall." Victor frowned, he didn't like the pictures of him being see by anyone else, but if it could possibly hurt Mystique he wouldn't mind it so bad. With that thought a smile flickered across his face.
"Your not too bad kid!" he said, stepping away from the door, "And as for flower boy, what if during a breifing some of the photos of me and Raven show up on the monitor, or, a few of them get left on the table right before he comes to breakfast?"
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Kitchen
May 5, 2005 21:23:04 GMT -5
Post by caduceus on May 5, 2005 21:23:04 GMT -5
"Your not too bad kid!" he said, stepping away from the door, "And as for flower boy, what if during a breifing some of the photos of me and Raven show up on the monitor, or, a few of them get left on the table right before he comes to breakfast?"
"Your going overboard Creed," Jean-Paul snapped. "I'm not rsking Mystique coming after my testicles with a knife in the night just because your not getting any. Mine won't grow back. Just set Moss up and watch it blow up." Walking straight past Creed out of the kitchen, Jean-Paul called behind him "Oh and Creed? If you don't screw this up too badly and it works, do try not to gloat. Its unsightly."
Jean-Paul exits Kitchen for his Bedroom
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Kitchen
May 5, 2005 21:27:49 GMT -5
Post by sabretooth on May 5, 2005 21:27:49 GMT -5
"Your going overboard Creed," Jean-Paul snapped. "I'm not rsking Mystique coming after my testicles with a knife in the night just because your not getting any. Mine won't grow back. Just set Moss up and watch it blow up." Walking straight past Creed out of the kitchen, Jean-Paul called behind him "Oh and Creed? If you don't screw this up too badly and it works, do try not to gloat. Its unsightly."
Sabretooth laughed at his sarcasm and the way he described Mystique coming after him in the night. He wouldn't put it past her.
"I won't. But if YOU turn on me! Your dead!" he screamed as Northstar left the room.
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Post by caduceus on May 6, 2005 5:52:34 GMT -5
Jean-Paul entered, photos in hand and saw that Creed hadn't managed to do anything. "If you want this to work you need to find Moss, you disease ridden hairball." he snapped. Holding out the photos, he said "Here they are. Maybe you can drop them in the hallway outside his room...No, Mystique would find them then. You'll have to find Moss and leave them right near him, while I run interference. But Creed? Please don't make it too obvious you want him to see them. Your balls may grow back but that just means she can keep cutting them off. Don't screw it up."
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Kitchen
May 6, 2005 15:10:38 GMT -5
Post by sabretooth on May 6, 2005 15:10:38 GMT -5
"If you want this to work you need to find Moss, you disease ridden hairball." he snapped. Holding out the photos, he said "Here they are. Maybe you can drop them in the hallway outside his room...No, Mystique would find them then. You'll have to find Moss and leave them right near him, while I run interference. But Creed? Please don't make it too obvious you want him to see them. Your balls may grow back but that just means she can keep cutting them off. Don't screw it up."
"It would be a lil odd if I just yanked him outa bed! When he comes for breakfast I will accidently drop the photo's on the table. I'll act like I stole em from you, and then you and I'll have to get into a lil tussle, to make it look real. Don't worry, I won't kill ya. I'll say that this would have never happened in the first place if ya didn' take em. Sounds good?" he said, smiling at the thought of flower boy's hurt little face when he found out he was being played.
Sabretooth might even lie and tell him that he and Mystique had been doing it all along. He laughed inside, this was going to be good.
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Kitchen
May 6, 2005 17:11:22 GMT -5
Post by caduceus on May 6, 2005 17:11:22 GMT -5
Don't worry, I won't kill ya.
"I'll be fine Creed. I only worry about things that might actually happen." Jean-Paul snapped. I'll say that this would have never happened in the first place if ya didn' take em. Sounds good?"
"It'll do," Northstar said. "But if I hadn't taken them, you would have been telling Moss about this yourself and then the next thing you know, it would be the middle of the night and you'd feel a little knife somewhere you'd deeply regret." Handing over the photos, Jean-Paul says "This tussel will be believable. You stole the photos from my room so that nobody would see them. I know it was you since nobody else has any actual motivation and we'll go from there."
Heading to the cupboards, Jean-Paul opened the doors and resumed the search for nourishment that Sabretooth's arrival had interrupted in the first place.
His head deep in a cupboard, he called "Oh and Sabretooth, I wouldn't let Mystique see any of those photos beforehand. She can probably cut your balls of when your awake too."
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